November 11th, 2025 - Carl Schefter
Things that happened in weeks 9 and 10:
- Mohs reached 80 regular season losses
- Mohs reached 90 regular season wins
- Wilson reached 120 career losses
- Wilson reached 100 regular season losses
- FTC reached 21K career points
- Krouse reached 110 career losses
- Luke reached 110 career wins
- Ryan reached 22K career points
- Ryan regained his crown as all time points leader with 22,034.50
October 30th, 2025 - Carl Schefter
One random thing for everyone:
- Mohs needs to win the remaining 6 games to achieve more than 8 wins in a regular season for the first time since 2019.
- Bryce needs to win the remaining 6 regular season games and 3 playoff games to be over .500 career record. Currently at 95-103.
- Sisters are 2 wins away from having a winning regular season for the 4th time in 5 years.
- Alec has only won fewer than 6 regular season games 1 time in his career. Has 6 games left to get 2 wins.
- Moop hasn’t had a top 2 scoring team since 2019. He second that season. Taking home $500.
- Wilson has never been a division winner. Controls his own destiny.
- Ryan has only missed playoffs in back to back seasons one time (17-18). At risk to do it again after finishing last this past year.
- Krouse needs to average 137.63 PPG the last 6 games of the regular season to become the new record holder for points scored in a season.
- Bryce needs to average 112.94 points against per game the last 6 games of the season to become the new record holder for points against in a season.
- Burt has had a top 5 scoring team in all but 1 season in his career. Currently 7th highest scoring team.
- Mark is averaging under 100 points per game for the first time since 2017.
October 28th, 2025 - Carl Schefter
Things that happened in weeks 7 and 8:
- Carl reached 80 regular season losses
- Alec reached 110 career wins and then 90 career losses
- Luke reached 90 career losses
- Wilson reached 70 regular season wins
- Wilson reached 20K career points
- Ryan reached 80 regular season losses
- Krouse reached 19K career points
- FTC reached 110 career losses
- In week 8 Mohs officially passed Ryan for most career points all time. Mohs is the league leader currently at 21,813.20 points.
October 16th, 2025 - Carl Schefter
Things that happened in week 6:
- FTC reached 90 career wins
- Burt reached 60 regular season wins
October 8th, 2025 - Carl Schefter
Things that happened in week 5:
- Sisters reached 90 career losses
- Burt reached 70 career wins
October 4th, 2025 - Carl Schefter
Quick look at our game of the week:
Moop
Vs
Sisters
They have faced each other 13 times over 12 years with the Sisters having the slight edge at 7-6.
But with Moops daunting 129 points per game this season that head to head matchup seems to be headed to be tied after this week.
Historically the Fischers have been the 9th best team in the regular season at 75-76 but they have only managed a double digit win regular season once (2022). Meanwhile Moop is the 3rd best team in the regular season at 90-74. He has 3 career double digit win regular seasons and seems primed for a 4th.
This matchup is off to a ripping start with Pukake going off for 19.5 on opening night. For the enjoyment of the league let's hope this one is a slugfest.
September 29th, 2025 - Carl Schefter
Things that happened in week 4:
- Bruce reached 80 regular season wins
- King Rat reached 90 regular season wins
- Krouse reached 60 regular season wins
- Mark reached 90 career loses
September 23rd, 2025 - Carl Schefter
Things that happened in week 3:
- Bryce reached 100 career losses
- Burt reached 15K career points
September 17th, 2025 - Carl Schefter
Things that happened in week 2:
- Cole reached 90 career losses
- Sisters reached 90 career wins
- Mark reached 90 regular season wins
September 13th, 2025 - Carl Schefter
Things that happened week 1:
- Krouse reached 90 regular season losses
- FTC reached 90 regular season losses
- Burt reached 69 (nice) career wins
August 23rd, 2025 - Carl Schefter
Over the last 4 seasons the eventual champion has a record of 7-1 against Alec Martinson. Which is by far the most dicked on coach by the soon to be crowned winners.
Now when will you have a chance to keep the trend going by beating coach Martinson this year? We don't know because FTC hasn't released the schedule.
August 22nd, 2025 - Carl Schefter
Can we predict the 2025 SFFFL champion?
Looking back at the past 5 seasons there is a trend. 4 of the previous 5 champions finished ~.500 the season prior (8-6 x 2, 6-7, and 7-6)
as well as finished middle of the pack for points scored (5thx2, 6th and 7th)
The outlier is FTC who went 2-12 and had the 11th ranked offense the year before he won it.
So if this trend continues which coaches does this put at the top of the contender list for the 2025 season?
Nick Mohs fits the mold after going 8-6 with the 5th best offense last year.
You can also make a case for Matt Krouse who went 6-8 and had the 7th best offense last year.
And as much as it pains me to say it FTC matches up perfectly after being 7-7 and finishing with the 6th best performing offense.
August 21st, 2025 - Carl Schefter
Current draft trends (last 3 years)
Running Backs:
2022 saw the most drafted in the first 2 rounds at 15 total. It took a large dip the following year in 2023 with only 9 taken and 7 of those 9 going in the first round. Last season 11 of the first 24 picks were RBs.
2024 - 5 first round and 6 second round
2023 - 7 first round and 2 second round
2022 - 8 first round and 7 second round
Wide Receivers:
We all hated the position in 2022 only drafting 8 total in the first 2 rounds. But the past 2 seasons have seen back to back years of 13 WRs going early.
2024 - 7 first round and 6 second round
2023 - 5 first round and 8 second round
2022 - 4 first round and 4 second round
Tight Ends:
We have not had a first round TE drafted in the past 3 years. In 2023 there were 2 drafted in the second round and in 2022 there was 1 drafted in the second.
Quarter Backs:
No QBs have been drafted in the top 2 rounds the past 3 years.
Previous champions 1-2 start:
2022 - Carl WR/TE
2023 - Burt RB/TE
2024 - FTC RB/WR
July 18th, 2025 - Courtesy of Assistant Commissioner Ivy
2025 Draft order:
1.Bryce
2.Mark
3.Mitch
4.Cole
5.Krouse
6.Ryan
7.Mohs
8.Al
9.Wilson
10.Fischers
11.Burt
12.Moop
June 12th, 2025 - Carl Schefter
Through 12 seasons 8 coaches have a positive ROI in the SFFFL:
1.Luke $1,550
2.Sam $1,250
3.Bryce $1,150
4.Mitch $800
5.Alec $450
6.Cole $350
7.Ryan $300
8.Mohs $200
Coaches with a negative ROI:
1.Adam -$1,450
2.Fischer's -$1,400
3.Krouse -$1,200
4.Mark -$400
June 5th, 2025 - Commissioner Schramel (FTC)
Buy-in:
This year's buy-in will be $250. Payable via cash or Venmo. All buy-ins must be turned in prior to draft kickoff.
Payout:
1st place - $1500
2nd place - $500
3rd place - $250
Points Champ - $150
Rivalry Game Winners - $100
Playoffs:
Six-team playoff made up of 3 division winners, next 2 best teams based on records, and most points for by a team that does not qualify in one of the first two categories. Tiebreaker is points for.
Rule Additions:
All of last season's rules will remain in place. No new changes will be made.
Rivalry Games:
Each team will be paired with a ''rival''. The first time the rivals face each other during the regular season will be designated as their Rivalry Game. The winner of this game will receive a $100 prize. Rivals will be announced in a few weeks.
Draft Weekend:
The draft will take place on Friday, September 5th at 8:30AM. Champion's dinner will be Saturday night.
Draft Rules:
No electronic devices will be allowed during the draft. A shot must be taken before your first round pick. Any misspellings of player names, attempts to draft players already selected, or incorrect selection of marker color will result in a shot before completing the selection. You are NOT allowed to bring any cheat sheets up to the draft board to assist with spelling. There will be a brief intermission after round 7.
Any player drafted in the first seven rounds that played on Thursday night must be in starting lineups for week one.
The draft will be 15 rounds. You must select a starter for all positions as you are not allowed to pick up an UDFA following the draft until the completion of week 1 games. 9 starters, 6 bench spots, 1 IR spot.
Draft weekend might be at Bryce's cabin. Haven't had any confirmation if it's going to work or not yet. If it doesn't work, we will have to figure something else out.
The drafting order will be finalized in the next week or two and a text will be sent out with the pertinent information.
August 30th, 2024 - Commissioner Burt (FTC)
Buy-in:
This year's buy-in will be $250. Payable via cash or Venmo. All buy-ins must be turned in prior to draft kickoff.
Payout:
1st place - $1500
2nd place - $500
3rd place - $250
Points Champ - $150
Rivalry Game Winners - $100
Playoffs:
Six-team playoff made up of 3 division winners, next 2 best teams based on records, and most points for by a team that does not qualify in one of the first two categories.
Rule Additions:
All of last season's rules will remain in place with the exception being the defensive scoring system. The defensive scoring system for this season is as follows:
| STAT |
FANTASY POINTS |
| 0 pts allowed |
5 |
| 1-6 pts allowed |
2 |
| 7-13 pts allowed |
1 |
| TD |
6 |
| 4th down stop |
2 |
| Sack |
1 |
| Interception |
2 |
| Fumble recovery |
2 |
| Safety |
2 |
| Blocked kick |
2 |
| 2pt conversion return |
2 |
Rivalry Games:
Each team will be paired with a ''rival''. The first time the rivals face each other during the regular season will be designated as their Rivalry Game. The winner of this game will receive a $100 prize. Rival pairs are listed below.
| 1. Burt |
1. Mullin |
| 2. Fischer Bros. |
2. Cullen |
| 3.Schramel |
3. Molitor |
| 4. Krouse |
4. Mohs |
| 5. Bowar |
5. Martinson |
| 6. O'Keefe |
6. Wilson |
Punishment:
As punishment this year, the loser of the toilet bowl will need to serve as waiter during next year's draft. They must dress the part (outfit will be provided) and take and promptly fulfill the orders of all the other league members. Also...they can't shit indoors during draft weekend.
Draft Weekend:
The divisions draft will begin on Friday morning no later than 9:00AM. The actual draft will kickoff right after the divisions draft. Champion's dinner will be Saturday night. Peasants you will have to fend for yourselves that night.
Draft Order:
1. Fischers
2. Martinson
3. Cullen
4. Bowar
5. Krouse
6. O'Keefe
7. Mullin
8. Molitor
9. Schramel
10. Wilson
11. Mohs
12. Burt
Draft Rules:
No electronic devices will be allowed during the draft. A shot must be taken before your first round pick. Any misspellings of player names, attempts to draft players already selected, or incorrect selection of marker color will result in a shot before completing the selection. You are NOT allowed to bring any cheat sheets up to the draft board to assist with spelling.
Any player drafted in the first seven rounds that played on Thursday night must be in starting lineups for week one.
The draft will be 15 rounds. There will be a brief intermission after round 7. You must select a starter for all positions as you are not allowed to pick up an UDFA following the draft until the completion of week 1 games. 9 starters, 6 bench spots, 1 IR spot.
July 30th, 2024 - Carl Schefter
Olympics got me wondering who as the most 'podiums' (Top 3 finishes) in our league:
Top 3 finishes in season scoring:
FTC - 4 times
Luke - 4 times
Doc - 4 times
Top 3 finishes in standings:
Luke - 5 times
Cole - 4 times
FTC - 4 times